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Will Some one help me … i need to learn a shukaansi …

 

 

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LA-dude Unrecorded Date

Hi everybody….

I have a problem and i wish you guys and gals out there can help me out,,

u see i am a mid 20’s dude who was born L.A california, and haven’t seen somalia in my whole life.. and despite of that fact I managed to learn how to speak somali with a good command..

My problem is that i can’t speak a good enough somali for me to get a somali date.. u see i had no problem gettin american girls, but i can’t seem to be able to get a somali one.. and frankly i don’t like to date other than somali girls.. and when i do,, my somali language fail me.. and that puts me in a very embarassin situation..

Now i know that there is lots of sharks out there in somalinet… so why dont you guys just pitch in with the latest pick-up lines and step by step Shukaansi skills…

thanx ya all and hope to hear from ya soon..  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Musti Unrecorded Date

yea here are some tips

1: Jirka waa kusalaami waa isku dhacoosaa maanta
2: V aan kuugu salaamay dheh. A aan kaa qaadi hadii lagu dhaho sheekada waa isku dhacsan tahay noo
3: Abaay socodkaadaan kahelay iyo sowdkaada macaan isii sisinta noo.

lots more to come try those first and let me know how it goes.
good luck.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LA-dude Unrecorded Date

thanx alot musti for your tips… but dhacoosaa mean accedent right bro ????

i just wana make sure you meant that,,

also are these pick up lines the lates in the shukansi market..

and also can it be played on the somali girls in the US.. I mean when i say to a girl Salaam V.. she might think that i am hintin her that she is a Whore or something.. !!! i mean that is what would think like, at least..

but thanx bro.. i really do appreciate that.. and i am lookin for more.. :-))))  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Alex Unrecorded Date

On your date translated Montel William’s new song “ let us get it on tonight”. Listen to the song
and translated it to Somali. I did it and used on a date, she hit me right in the balls man. I’m still
walking in a kind of funny way. Let me know how it goes.

Alex  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Muna Unrecorded Date

Lol@@@@@@@@@@@@Alex…………that is a good one.

I hope you feel better………..lol  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  HINDA Unrecorded Date

TO LA-DUDE
HI BRO I’M SOMALI GIRL
IF I’M WALKING ON THE STREET AND MUSTI CAME TO ME TALKING LIKE THAT WAA IS KU DHACOOSAA
I WILL BE SAYING SEE YA LATTER PUNK
THE REASON IS YOU CAN’T SAY THAT TO A GIRL THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ANYWAY MY ADVICE TO YOU IS BE YOURSELF. AND SOMALI GIRLZ ARE YOUR SISTER I’M SURE THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUTION…

BY HINDA  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LA-dude Unrecorded Date

Hey Hinda.. thanx for your advice…
it’s a known fact that you have to be well breifed with the somali charecter to date a somali girl.. you see,, if i try to be my self.. then i would look like a typical american dude..which i don’t want to be like.. and this is one of the bad things that results when you are born in a diffrent socity..

as you suggested, i can go to any somali girl and have her to know my problem with the somali and all that.. but this is against my princeapls you know…
having a girl to feel sorry for me in order to consider a relation with me is something i think is degrading for me, and I personnaly believe that i would be belittleing my self if i do so..

Hey Musti.. thanx for your tip man.. but i wouldn’t risk my balls with Montel Jordan’s song yo.. they are the only asset I have :-)))
but thank you though…  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  maryan Unrecorded Date

hello, there is nothing wrong not speaking that much somali but it is good to learn more about ur native laguege. and the dating part speak english with the somali girls don’t act like U don’t speak that much somali but just use the polite words like macaanto and gacaliso iska waran then add the english iam sure it is gonna work 4 U trust me!!!!!!
take care 4 now bye somali’s  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  la-dude Unrecorded Date

hey maryan thank you for that.. but what if my date doesn’t speak that good english ??
i mean if i want to talk in english all the time i would have dated an amerecan girl..

u got me sister,,  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  maryan Unrecorded Date

to la-dude
all you have to do is speak english with her/date and at the same time practice speaking somali with your family/friend, the more you try to speak somali the more it gets easier
caafimaad qab ayaan kuugu ogahay walaalkii
salaamu caleeykum!  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  la-dude Unrecorded Date

Maryan.. you gave me a good idea.. and i will try that out..
but you know what.. i always see some good look somali girls, and i feel like goin there and throwing them a pick up line but my somali always fails me, you see i don’t know what to say in such situations……

enlighten me please…  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  HINDA Unrecorded Date

TO LA-DUDE
MARKA HORE ISKA WARAN…
MARKA HORE SOOMAALIDA WAXEEY KU MAAHMAAHDAA NAAG BEEN AYAA LAGU SOO XERA GELI RUN NA WAA LAGU DHAQAA I THINK THAT’S PULSHIT WHAT I MEAN IS DON’T LIE TO YOUR DATE OR A GIRL THAT YOU LIKE CAUSE ALWAYS THE TRUTH COMES OUT WALAALKIIS BE YOURSELF AGAIN AND IF YOU WANNA LEARN SOMALI THAT’S GOOD LEARN IT BECAUSE YOU WANNA TEACH YOUR CHILDREN LETTER ON IT’S GOOD TO KNOW YOUR LANGUAGE AND IF A GRL DON’T LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE DON’T BOTHER STAYING WITH HER CUZ IT’S NOT WORTH IT… TAKE CARE GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR DATES I’M SURE YOU WILL GET MUTCH SOMAL GRLZ YOU LIKE
BYE WALAALKIIS
BY HINDA  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  NY dude Unrecorded Date

LA dude….

Bro man, one advise is just to be yourselve.

And i tell ya man, if the chicken ain’t bumbing, you definitely don wana take her for a ride.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Boston Dude Unrecorded Date

LA Dude,

There is no written Shukaansi that you should follow: for example if I tell you what to say and she replies with something different than the answer you were anticipating then you failed. There is no guideline for Shukaansi, it just starts from the situation you are in at that time and place. It’s not something that any1 can teach you. As the bro’s/sis’s said BE YOURSELF AND LEARN THE LANGAUGE that’s all it takes

Peace  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  MN DUDE Unrecorded Date

LA DUDE WHEN YOU SEE SOMALIA GIRLS HAVE A NICE
ASS SAY OHH MAANTA XAAR AAKAA DAADANAAYO
WAXAAN RABAA IN AAN KAADHUUQO KU CIDCID AALA DHAHAA MARKAAS THAT’S THE BEST SHUKAANSI
OFF SOMALIAN GIRLS
SIDA UGU DHAQSAHA BADAN AYEY KUUFAHMAYSAA
HADDII AAD UBAAHAN TAHAY MORE SHUKANSO
I W,LL BE HERE
ENJOY YOUR SELF
HAVE NICE TIME ALL DUDE  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Anonymous Unrecorded Date

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE ALL 4 PERSONALITIES??? L.A dude, tha original DUDE…U feelin’ alright???

Dumb bitches…  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LADAN Unrecorded Date

HONY I HEARD ONES DONT LOOK FOR LOVE ,LOVE WILL LOOK FOR U.WHAT I MEEN IS THE MORE U TRY HEARD THE MORE U WILL FUCKT UP ,SORRY BY THAT .ALL I KNOW IS GO THE NEXT SOMALIAM PARTY. WAIT DONT RUSH TO TOLK TO THEM. THEN ASK ONE OUT TRY U BEST TO BEHAVE, FLOWER WOUNT HEARD HER, AND TAKE HER A NICE QUAIT PLAYZ AND TOLK BUT BE HONEST WITH HER U KNOW U SOMALIEN IS NOT GOOD. MAKE SOME JOKES, DANCE A BIT, MAKE HER HAPPY ,ASK HER ABOUT HER FAMALEI,HER FUTURE, DONT MAKE HAERT ON HER TO TOLK TO YA, AND LATTER ON ASK IF SHE WANNA GO OUT ON ICECRIME R SOMTHING OR A MOVIE U KNOW GIRLS LIKE SMALL THINGS.AND BELIEVE ME EVERY THING WILL BE OK I CANT BROMES VERY GOOD BUT OK CAUSE I LIKE SIMBEL THINGS . GOOD LUCK SWEETY AND I HOPE I MADE SOME DIVERNT ON U.BYE LOVE LADAN FROM DK.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  ladan Unrecorded Date

elexxxxxxxxxxxx u r the most funny guy a have ever heard in my life . man u r the best. the guy ask a simpel question and u gave him an hell answer man…ps how is u balls anyway..@@@@@@@love ladan f, dk  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  la-dude Unrecorded Date

OK…. thank all of you somali girls and all of you dudes who threw their tow cents about my chronical problem..
But it seems that all of ya dont understand.. what i exactly want is to learn somali PICK UP LINES and how to approch a somali sexy girl who is tottaly strange to me..
I mean there has to be some sort of a pick up lines to say inorder to open a conversation with her.. and i am sure that i can have everything under control as soon as she starts talkin with me.. the problem is How do i start a conversation with a sexy girl that i don’t know ???

MN dude.. your pick up line is rather offensive yo.. i dont know if it’s OK with MIN girls to be picked with such lines but if you try this with an LA girl.. then u end up gettin shot.. ;-))  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  dhuceey Unrecorded Date

if you want to talk to mr right,first of all you have to learn dhakac dhakac dhamsalikoow dhaleeliyoow dhuc specialy dhuc is very important for somali man particularly beesaan’s. In addition don’t act like damy american girls who always talk about many sort of bulshit things. by the way if you know zikta, talk is not necessary lolololololo  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LA-dude Unrecorded Date

hey dhuceey…
i didnt understand what u said man… i dont even know what u talkin about bro…  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  KUSSEEY Unrecorded Date

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@DHUCEEY

ALA QOSOL WEYNAA…NAA DHUCEEY …LA DUDE IS HE NOT SHE AIGHT..OTHER THING U BEING VERY UNHELPFUL DATS MEAN …….POOR GUY NEEDS HELP NOT TO BE MADE FUN OF …….BUT NEVERTHELESS IT WAS FUNNYYYYY …WAX BADAN DHUC LAGU YIRI
JAAW KUSSEEY  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  KUSSEEY Unrecorded Date

TO LA DUDE

MY ADVICE TO U IS TAKE IT EAZY IT AIN’T THAT BAD ….PLUZ THERE’S ALWAYZ THEM GIRLZ WHO DIG DA SOMALI AMERICAN STYLISH BROZ..BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND U TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMALI GIRLZ WITH UR SOMALI SKILLS AND WELL CARRY A DECENT CONVERSATION….WELL JUST STEP TO HER AND SAY “””ABAAYO AFKA AYAA IGU ADAG EE II DULQAADO…..INAA KULA HADLO NA WAA RABAY MARKA HADAAN WAX QALAD AMA MARAX KU DHAHO II DULQAADO” BUT IF SHE DON’T UNDERSTAND AND TOLERATE UR AFFORT SHE AIN’T WORTH IT COZ EVERY GOOD HEARTED LADY SHOULD BE EZY ON U IF U BE HONEST WITH HER….I KNOW I WOULD BE EZY ON U BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT……WALAAL I HOPE THAT I SOMEHOW HELPED EZ UR SITUATION…IF NOT AM STILL GLAD TO GIVE IT A TRY
GOOD LUCK BRO
PS: LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK OF MY ADVIE AIGHT
TIL NEXT TIME TAKE CARE BRO

NUFF LOVE
KUSSEEY  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Anonymous Unrecorded Date

to LA dude,

why not find a somalia girl that is new to country and teach her english and she can teach you somali.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  la-dude Unrecorded Date

OK guys it seems that a dude called JIDAAWY had a better idea than all of us..
Check out the discussion furom entitled Somali pick up lines..
so far some ppl had posted some cool pick up’s and i already started tryin them out.,,

check it out in the Furom Tree…  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  aniga Unrecorded Date

TO: LA-DUDE

I dont’t know if you are fool or not why are you waiting for all these advises. just be your self, God made you a man, look up to your mind,  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Smartone Unrecorded Date

Hi L.A. Dude,

I don’t think there’s shukaansi policy among SOmali culter except being your self, sharing your feelings and showing your appreciation to that perticular person that you aiming for. But, since you feel incomplete Somali guy just because of the fact that you don’t speak proper Somali, I get this idea for you.

Why don’t you put an ad. in this page or any other page which is being visited by Somali girls.

You can then, make clear what kind of girl you want to deal with and what knd of expecations you got. I honestly think that might work for you. JUst try it, okay . Seeya and take care man.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  THEMAN 45 Unrecorded Date

LA DUDE

NOW COME ON BROTHA DONT BE A FOOL U IN YO MID 20 AND ASKIN FOR A TIPS U SHOULD BE GIVING.

TIP#1 BE YO SELF “DONT TRY TO BE SOME THING U R NOT” SEE HOW I QUET THAT

TIP#2 SMILE WHEN YOU TALKING TO A GIRL

TIP#3 SOME SOMALIAN GIRLS ACT AS IF THOUGH THEY EXTARA YE KNOW WHAT MEAN SO JUST BE COOL
TIP#4 IF SHE DONT WANNA GIVE UP HER # GIVE YO’S
“YO CELL OR WORK # NOT HOME #”
TIP#5 NOTE THAT THERE IS MAJOR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMALI GALS AND OTHER CULTURAL BACK GROUND GAL SO TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT.

TIP#6 SOAMLIAN GUYS ARE KNOWN FOR SAYIN I LUV U OUT OF THE BLUE SO CARE FUL WITH THAT.

PS.SMARTEN UP MAAAAAAAAAN  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LA-DUDE Unrecorded Date

THE MAN,, THANX FOR YA TIPS DUDE.. I KNOW I SHOULD BE THE PROVIDER OF SUCH TIPS IN MY AGE BUT U KNOW WHAT,,IN SOME CERTAIN FIELDS I M ALERADY A PROVIDER,,😉

SMARTONE,,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION,, BUT U KNOW,, BASED ON YOUR RESPOUNCE, I GUESS YOU ARE THE PERFECT MATCH FOR ME… DO U MIND IF WE GET TOGTHER SOMETIME.. VERTUALLY THAT IS😉
LET ME KNOW WHAT YA THINK🙂  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  muna Unrecorded Date

Hey bro the most important hint is that you be yourself, if you try all this things you might get confused and one will realise the position you are in and who knows that could be a turn off, no matter what you should know that the basic thing is treat the lady with respect that doesnt need culture man and let everything else comen naturally i am sure the gals speak atleast a little bit of english, just remember we regard ourselves high and should be treated like so. I know you already know this.
C-YA BRO.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Anonymous Unrecorded Date

Hey the dude

NOW THIS IS A MAN TO MAN ADVICE…..

1) wana get laid….u gotta lie to them.
2) wana check out if u can get laid…..u gotta lie to them.
3) wana see if she gives in ……u gotta lie to her.

******
do you see where this is going…….

peace out  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Hani Unrecorded Date

LA DUDE..

Please stop fooling us. Cuz I know ya tripping son. Besides your fairy tale story..caught lotz of attention. Even though, ya don’t speak enough Somali, you can still manage how “Shunkansi” goes. And if ya can still want to use English to pick up girls, go ahead. This is because lotz of Somalian Dudez that can’t even speak English try to avoid Somali and still pick up girls. So, if dat is da truth…get little helpers guide from “Coles” bookstore. That is my adivice to you. Others might be opposed to my opinion but hey…freedom of expression..I also respect your opinions Mr. LA Dude. So, no offense. We all different assumptions and expectations………..Peace out…later  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  SKEELOZ Unrecorded Date

if i see i nice looking somalian girl i walk up to her and say’ hi wzup love girl you look familiar have i seen that ass some were before boy your feet must be tired cus youv been on my mind all day
it usually works try it  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  ATLMAN Sunday, July 09, 2000 – 01:46 pm

L.A DUDE I FEEL YOU 4 ATLANTA

SOMALIA GIRLS WILL PLY HARD TO GET DON’T GAVE UP, IT’S JUST PART OF THE CULTURE GAME YOU KNOW.THEY NOT LIKE HORNEY AMERICAN’S, SHE TIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. USE THOSE STEPS THEN YOU WILL FIND A VERRY PRETTY SOMALIAN VIRGIN GIRL THAT WILL LET YOU HIT IT.

#1 LOOK FOR FLIGHT 13 GIRL THEY ARE NEW, NOT ONLY SHE IS GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK SOMALI YOU MAY GET LUCKY,

#2 THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT GAVE YOU A GOOD ADVICE SAID THIS TO YOU “BE YOUR SELF” THAT’S VERY IMPORTANT .

#3 SOMALI GIRLS LIKE TO BE TOLD THAT THEY LOOK AND DRESS GOOD.

#4 DON’T TRY 2 SPEED UP ON THE 1ST DATE BY TRYING TO KISS HER,,,,,E.T.C

#5 ALWAY’S CALL YOUR SHOT’S MEANING YOU ARE IN CONTROL, YOU ARE THE MAN.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK L.A DUDE / I GOT MORE IN MY POCKET.
THIS WILL HELP YOU AND OTHER SOMALIA GUYS WHO HAVE PROBLEM FINDING SOMALI GIRLS, BECAUSE THEY CAN’T SPEAK SOMALIA.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Smokey Sunday, August 20, 2000 – 02:42 pm

Yo Caliboy!

hear this man, as the sisters and the brothers said, “be your self” thats one thing, but lets pass that, I don’t know if I am the only seing this but the somalian girlz happen to not like the somalian guyz, don’t know why man.
every city i go Somalian chickz be hatin’ on the brotherz but you know what, all you gotta have to get this girlz is “da game”. i guess you got no game right. check this out, if you wanna date somalian girlz don’t meet their parents first of all, and second suprise them when you wanna tell them, if they accept that ask for a suga, “a kiss”
anyways man, hope you get straight wit them, cause i been there in Cali and all i used to do gang bang. drive by and ••••, now am living in Boston
i got girl and ••••, i aint no playa no mo.

go luck cuz.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  WISE Friday, August 25, 2000 – 04:19 am

YO LA-DUDE,

BRO MY ADVISE IS IF U CAN’T BE YOURSELF, AND ‘GO WITH THE FLOW’WHY NOT HUNG WITH THE GIRLS LIKE U,TILL U LEARN PROBER SOMALI,U GET ME

FROM THE HEART,
GOOD LUCK  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Anonymous Saturday, August 26, 2000 – 04:05 am

waxaa rabaa in aad ilaaha cabsataan meelkasta oo
aad joogtaan hadii aad soomaali tihiin ok!  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Anonymous Saturday, August 26, 2000 – 04:07 am

wax Ababa in ad Hiawatha Alsatian meekest oo
ad joogtaan hadii ad soomaali tihiin ok!  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  baaquli Saturday, August 26, 2000 – 06:14 am

l.a dude first and most of all my deepest sympathy goes to u bro and second thing keep ur head up and stick ur chest out aight coz shukaansi is all about communicating with the oposite sex.
by the way speaking in somalia nowa days is optional if u haven’t notice yet.
girls usually hate pick up lines they want honest person and funny person too.
with all due respect somalian girls have turn into gold diggers, well some of them no ofence ladies im just speaking what i feel.
so brother keep it real and u be aight ……….
one more thing stay awey from gaanjibo’s aight
baaquli  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Dhuceey Sunday, August 27, 2000 – 09:22 pm

if you need advice, come to my house  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Roxburry, MA Sunday, August 27, 2000 – 09:24 pm

Waa wareey waxaas aa jeceel ah. I like it, keep it up;;;;;;;;;;;;;;  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  FAJIISTE Friday, September 08, 2000 – 07:36 am

HOY! SHAXAARI! KUUNTA WADKEED AA LAGAA CELCELINAA MIYAA.SIDII COMPUTER 2001 KA IS BADALAAYO DADKAAN KUDHAHAAYO BE UR SLF MAXAAWAAYE.ISKA QABO WAAKAN SHUKAANSIGII 2000;-
1-TINTA JARRO, LABIS ISKU JAAD AH QAADO,CARABKA JILCI MARKAA HADLEYSID,JEEBKA GACMAHA GISHO,
2-TAN XIGTA JACEEL IN AAD ABUURTO AA LAGAA RABAA, SIDA GEED LOO ABUURO CAMAL,AF WAXCUNAY XISHOO AA LAYIRI’ GABADHA AFKA UBUUXI.
3-GABADHA MAYA HADAY KU DHAHDO HAA AY KA WADAA MARKA SHEEKADAADA WADO JAANIS HASIININ HADII KALE NEGATIVE SOCDO WAAYE GABAR SOMALI, SU, AALAHA BADAN ISKA JIR SIDA;-SINGLEMOTHER MAATAHAY?SPARE BAARTIGA MAA LAGAAXADAY?
3-GABADHA OGUYARAAN SEDDEX BARI SII INTAA KABADAN HEYHAATEY KAA TAHAY, IIMAANKA YUUSANKAA TARARIXIN ISGA TAG TAA.
4-PICK UP LINE;- HAYE!GABAR MAANYO GURIGAA INAAD JOOGTID AMA GUNTIGEY KUJIRTID WAXKA DHAXEEY MALEH EE GARXIR KAAGA GACANTA IISOO GELI
-SHANKAROON OOLIYO BURSHAATADAA IGURAAGTAY EE SHAXAARI HA II MALEYN ILLAHAY SHEELO KAMASOORIDO EE SHEEKADEYDA DHAB WAAYE

SAXIIB COMPLEMENTA TAHAY MAANTA LAGA BILAABO SHUKAANSIGANA WUXUU DHACAYAA 2001-BEST BEFORE 2001
WIXII KALE MARKALE HA AHAATO.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  LILkim Saturday, September 09, 2000 – 06:43 am

To.fajiste; yo! u pretty funny, where did u learn all this informal language.besides u the only when who told the guy every thing about shukaansi eg; how to talk,dress,to cut hair. gix fix gif  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  abyan Saturday, September 09, 2000 – 12:45 pm

kudheh guri aan aabihii ahay hooyadii manaqoneeee mise dheh abay ihi ihiiii adiga beela nooh ihii ihii saa kudheh sida ciyaal micno maleh ha ha ha  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  queen.b. Monday, October 09, 2000 – 12:38 am

well anyway good luck with that
i hope u get the one u want and it goes well for u
i say just be yourself and don’t try so hard, who ever comes, comes and who ever doesn’t, doesn’t
later
from london girl
ps good advice people  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Suban Wednesday, October 11, 2000 – 08:20 pm

To L.A Dude,
I can understand the situation U are in , because I know some one like you, our first conversation was good but the other staff he confuses me .He didn’t born in somali, and that means U don’t know some cultural rule. like most readers said there is no line for shukaansi,and also it depends on the where U met the gril.and it doesn’t matter if you speak english or not, you can say that . my somali language is very boor.

1. if U met like face to face you can say “hi abaayo, or waan ku salaamey walaal, if she heard you ,she will answer for you.
and then “abaayo soonahan maa degan tahay,or waxaan raadinayey dukaan magaciis or address u sheeg. then say, meeshan ma ku cusub tahay, waligey kuguma aanan arag,and then is she said yes or no, then say ” wali ma’arag gabadh adiga oo kale ah, then

2. tell your name and then ask her , but don’t ask her name on first or phone #,if U do she will give U fake one, and ,,,,,,later on give you phone # if you liked her, she may call U , if not then ???????,it may work U for another one lol.
if you need more I can teach you it free only U L.A .Dude  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Suban Wednesday, October 11, 2000 – 08:26 pm

L.A Dude you can e-maied to me
suban_h@hotmail.com  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  CABDI CALI Thursday, October 12, 2000 – 12:39 am

HOOYADAA KU BARO SHUKAAN SIGA KADUB NA WAXAD SHUKAAAN SATAA WALAASHAA HA DII AY KU YEESHANA WAS ….  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  Fosia Thursday, October 12, 2000 – 11:49 am

DEAR L.A DUDE

aSsAmA ALeIkUm

Bro just try “”ALLAN SUBHANA WATA’ALA””
Will help you. I Will Pray 4 U….Don’t Give Up)
And Don’t Get Upset Wit Ur Bro/Sis,,,,,,
We LOve YOu)
Wish U All Da Best…

Peace N Love
From Ur Sis Fosia,,…  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  No more Monday, January 22, 2001 – 06:55 am

This is for L A-DUDE, I understand what you are saying my advice is that I’m a Somalia gal who is single who can speak Somali and English. And is willing to help you through your problem. So what ever you need i’ll be here!! My E-mail address is funnychris18@hotmail.com. Wait to hear from you. take care {BYE}  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  anonymous Wednesday, January 24, 2001 – 10:25 am

ya all guys who born in america or another foriegn countries and wanna somali girlfriends but don’t know how to talk to them in english or don’t speak somali language get this.
most of somali girls won’t probably understand what you are saying to them, the easier way you can get them is understand the somali culture. by talking to somali guys first and asking them how it goes

It may be possible you to get somali girl friend but you get to work for it.  

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  SD-Dudette Saturday, February 17, 2001 – 05:45 pm

hey LA-Dude
i’m a somalian girl that was born in America, so i know where your comin from. what i say is just be your self. i know that might be easier said than done but you shouldn’t have to try and be something your not just to get a girl.  

 

 

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3 thoughts on “Will some one help me

  1. To abdi
    waa laga fiicanyahay sxb inaad waxaa tidhaa miyaanad ahayn nin muslin ah oo wax iskula hadhayn there is no need to say dis *****expressions just give ur op and leave.
    To LA DUDE
    waxaan ku odhan lahaa sxb waxba ha isku sii cadabin inaad gabadh soomaaliyada hesho would u plz come 2 hargeisa iam sure u will get alot of girls, waayo gabdhuhu way naceen wiilashoodu waxay doonayaan qof sida 50cent oo kale isku qaloocinaya ama u hadlaya don’t be somali anymore just be urself. waxay u baahanyihiin wiil dhulkaa ka imi oo ka qaada wadanka “money” u know wat i mean.waxaan qabaa inaad ka nasiib fiicantahay rag badan oo aftahanimo u dhashay oo hada care layska saarayn money works not how talented good seducer u r. just show them money and a car i hope it works.

  2. hey white lady you don’t know about shukansi only somalia poeple know that so i will say white lady get lost. have bad day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………….

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